Death To Baby Names!

I mean, if a title like that doesn’t get me some angry comments, what will?

Okay, so I maybe should phrase it better, but In this article I pointed out that you guys really, really, really can’t be naming people based on what they look like when they’re cute and squished and body fat is their number one characteristic…

They’re not baby names, they’re people names. You believe me, don’t you?